"Was it good for you too baby? I don't actually care. Jeff Bezos, the world's richest man, has finally conquered a new personal frontier by traveling to spacewith his Blue Origin crew, just days after fellow billionaire Richard Branson did it. I'm guessing it was a satisfactory flight because the landing capsule looked distinctly. doctor evil? /b352hclOH3- Fran Dorricott | Francesca May️ make it gayer July 20, 2021 Jeff Bezos 20 years later: /kbYpnYVZ1y- ️⚧️ Kathryn Gibes DenFur ✨ July 20, 2021
Other designer: Nah, we wanna keep that PG-13 rating after all The comparisons to the famous rocket scene in 'Austin Powers' wouldn't stop coming.ĭesigner for Austin Powers 2: Man this penis rocket gag is so funny! Should we put a head on it? 'Jeff Bezos has watched that film too many times.' In addition to Twitter clowning the Amazon. And also a rocket that looked like a penis. 'Why does Blue Origin look like the giant penis rocket in Austin Powers ,' wrote another. I didn’t know Bezo’s rocket had a light - Black Yajirobe July 19, 2021 People really seemed to have a hard-on about ridiculing this endeavor. The whole thing was made even more hilarious to gutter-minded, immature adults like myself by the fact that the rocket's exhaust trail had a distinctly pinkish hue to it.īezos flying off in a Penis rocket with pink bussy juice is the most 2021 thing Ive seen - meg July 20, 2021 To be fair, you can't be recently divorced, look that much like a scrotum, ride a giant d**k rocket, and then expect the internet NOT to come for you. You’ll recall the real Bezos traveled to the edge of space in Blue Origin’s New Shepard rocket in July, along with a crew that included his brother Mark (played in the sketch by Wilson’s. mIN5zPXeUg- Miss Recreate July 20, 2021ĭudes will literally launch penis-shaped rockets into space instead of going to therapy- Rampage July 20, 2021
“Let them eat cake” - while shooting into *almost* space on his penis rocket. JAmazon founder Jeff Bezos achieved his lifelong dream of crushing all unions, I mean, heading into space on Tuesday morning aboard the Blue Origin rocket. If you were making a black comedy about self-glorifying billionaire assholes, and you had a “space race” where no one actually went to space, and one of the rockets looked THIS MUCH like a giant, overcompensating penis- you’d say “nah, too on the nose.” /4OdThRDSCB- SPIRAL CURSE DEMARCO July 20, 2021 It's a memorable event to be sure, but possibly not in the ways Bezos had originally intended: The billionaire will blast himself and three others to the edge of space on Tuesday as he aims to soar more than 60 miles above Earth. Amazon founder/tech billionaire/possible supervillain Jeffrey Bezos made history today as he and a flight crew went into orbit on a rocket built by Bezos' aerospace venture, Bue Origin. Updated: 9:31 ET, Chris Bradford Published: Invalid Date, TWITTER users mocked Jeff Bezos ahead of his maiden voyage to space as they compared his Blue Origin rocket to a giant penis.
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